"No, for making me aware of Flesh Rot, a rare disease. My flesh will become like a cacoon and when it has fully rotted away from my body I will have transformed into a massive beast with wings, claws and sharp teeth.
At this point I will be very hunger and will have the need to consume around 20 people to give me the strength needed to fly. I will soar thousands of feet into the sky. With help from the jetstream, I will fly to the Alps and hybernate for 1000 years. After awakening those many years later, I will be consumed with the strong urge to mate and start the process all over again, perpetuating the species.
Thank you for making me aware. I think Wal-Mart has an over the counter drug for it. I'll stop by on my way home and pick some up."
